Alleba Politics

There’s a more truthful, accurate alternative version of the SONA 2006.

Here are some notable parts of the So Sorry SONA:

I am putting into high priority the change in the form of government, so that the obstructionist Senate will be forever eradicated. This will also empower the true representatives of the people, which are derogatively designated as members of the Lower House. I commend the House for its efficiency in passing laws. The House has passed a total of 100 bills out of 1000000 bills filed, and I congratulate the House leadership for expediting the passage of crucial bills, such as the increase in taxes to fund pork barrel allocations and renaming streets, schools, and airports using names of my family members.

I will not tackle issues regarding education and health, since there are no fundamental problems in these areas.

We will continue to develop our primary export - our citizens as cheap labor. I am ordering the concerned agencies to research on the labor needs of foreign countries, and train our citizens so that we can export them to these countries. I am proud of our OFWs, those who work as caregivers, domestic helpers, and the like.

Now that’s the real state of the nation, don’t you think so?

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